I heard this at the office earlier and thought that I had to share this "little funny" with our AR Family:
Wife: Okay, today's Pay Day. Where's your pay check?
Husband: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house.
Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?
Husband: Eight rounds of drinks.
I hope that you enjoy, see you all at the Pub.